Description

It’s everyone’s worst fear – you’ve been abducted by aliens, and they’ve forgotten where they picked you up from, so you’re going to have to spend the rest of your life zipping around the universe while they call on every inhabited system to find your home.

It’s so undignified and embarrassing.

But worry not, because this funky t-shirt will save you.

Featuring the sun, all eight planets (as well as Earth’s moon), and the dwarf planets Pluto and Charon, you can simply point at your top, and let your tentacled-captors know precisely where you came from – and presumably where you’d like them to drop you back to.

Just remember to tell them the image isn’t to scale. Because ending up on any planet that close to its sun would probably be a bit fatal.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it’s extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Body Measurement Guide

Measure yourself

Measurements are provided by suppliers.

Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).

A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Chest

Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the centre back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.