Description

Pluto may not be a planet anymore (Damn you, International Astronomical Union! You monsters!) but it’s still the best object in the solar system. How many other planets (or dwarf planets, or moons) have a heart shaped geographical features? None. That’s how many, because they’re not as good as Pluto.

And not only does it have a heart on it, but Walt Disney (probably) named Mickey Mouse’s dog after it. And there’s definitely no other solar body with that distinction.

Anyway, if you love Pluto as much as I do, or you want to give me money to get the therapy I so clearly need, buy this shirt.

Get to know your new favorite tee—it’s super smooth, super comfortable, and made from a cotton touch polyester jersey that won’t fade after washing.

– Fabric composition in the EU: 96% polyester, 4% spandex
– Fabric composition in the US: 93% polyester, 7% spandex
– Fabric weight in the EU: 6.34 oz./yd.² (215 g/m²)
– Fabric weight in the US: 7.08 oz./yd.² (240 g/m²)
– Premium knit mid-weight jersey
– Smooth, comfortable 2-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
– Regular fit
– Blank product components in the EU sourced from Lithuania
– Blank product components in the US sourced from the US